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"Cat's hearing apparatus is built to allow the human voice to easily go in one ear and out the other."--Stephen Baker
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"The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact."--P.G.Wodehouse
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"There is no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat."
--Wesley Bates
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"If a cat does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing, for the same reason, we call it intelligence."--Will Cuppy
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"Cats always know whether people like or dislike them. They do not always care enough to do anything about it."--Winifred Carriere
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"If we treating everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr."--Martin Buxbaum
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"Cats are ultimate narcissist. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish."--James Gorman
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"A meow massages the heart."--Stuart McMillan
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"By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog."--Barbara Holland
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"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor
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"Like a graceful vase, a cat, even when motionless, seems to flow."--George F. Will
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And No Claws This Time, Please
Cat being carried by a morning walker: Meaow! Meaow meaow!
Morning walker: Yeah yeah yeah, okay. Then what happened?
Cat: Meaow!
Morning walker: Really? So what did you do?

Joggers Park
Vashi, Bombay
India
via Overheard Everywhere, Aug 31, 2008
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